Monday, 8 December 2014

Do You Like Piña Coladas?

So, we all love the idea Rupert Holmes had-
You know this gal, things go a little boring for you. 
You're both looking for an ESCAPE!
You go finding the woman you really need-
To find it it's just her, the one you've known your entire life,
But never really known

So, here is my advertisement, folks (Please stop laughing it's only for the school magazine. STAHP LAUGHING!)


If you like Piña Coladas
Getting caught in the rain
If you like OCD people,
With nothing to gain

If you can handle all my trash
Write it off as who I am
Then my heart's for you to crash
Just don't be too rash

If you like being ignorant

Can handle a man depressed
And though I'm half a man
Even Imps need to be caressed
If you like the winters
Totally cold and dry
Then yeah don't hinder
Catch me in the rye

If you like the insomniacs
Coping with the pain
If you like Piña Coladas
Getting caught in the rain

If you're searching for El Dorado
In a quest of mystery
I might be but a shadow (Of myself)
The rest will be history

If you believe in unicorns
Ponies and dragons alike
If you can slide into free fall
I'm the man you call
If you like watching films at midnight

In the rest of drape
I'm the one you've been looking for
Come to me and escape

If you can stop my pain
Call this number now
If you like Piña Coladas
Getting caught in the rain


OK, I did variations and shizz but in the end it's....
Ok ya I admit it it's too cheesy but it counts as a blog post.


Signing out,
Not many people like Piña Coladas...
JustAnotheRandomGuy

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