Thursday, 27 March 2014

Paranormally Normal

How's it going people? I got a new Pseudonym( Hush, keep it quiet!). Now instead of calling myself ########### ###, I shall call myself Patrick Daitya.

Oh yeah, I destroyed all evidence of my real name, except for my G+ profile.

The POTM is a shortie by my friend, Eli Wolffe (Another Pseudonym)-
#Note- Yeah, try not to enjoy

I looked at my mother,trembling,but it wasn't until I went near her that I realized why.The corpse in front of the sink was fresh,and the blonde hair was still very messy.I didn't think I'd ever feel my heart stop from seeing own mother,and I looked at the woman beside me.She was looking at me,straight into my eyes...crying,as if begging for help.Then it spoke.The lips of the corpse moved,"Don't believe her".At that moment i heard a whisper,"Call your father".At that same moment,the front door opened,and my mother entered,"Sam,who is that beside you?".I felt a hand on my chest,and a sharp pain on my back.I didn't realize what was happening until I saw my mother's head rolling towards me..and my own intestines falling onto the floor.The whispers came again,"Don't see,don't tell",and darkness caved in.


Woah. Although he may sound like a nightmare, he is quite cheesy. :3

However he refuses to believe I am a Daitya and insists that I am a British/German Poltergeist.

So much for the descendant of Ravana. T-T

Also, in a few days I be uploading my views on humanity

Ok, so here's today's spotlight

The Paranormal

Me and some 'friends' --! have created a group dedicated to explaining the unexplained

!-- #NOTE - These friends have never met me, and we only know each other through the web

Better put, normalizing the paranormal.

Or maybe, even decryption of the encrypted

Whatever it may be, we have dedicated ourselves to analyzing these events.
If you want to join us, you can contact me on Facebook --!

!-- #NOTE- See the Faeces-Buk Section of my blog.

I could show you a sample post, again by Eli-


Creepy fact of the moment 
If Soylent Green taught us anything, it's that there are a great many practical uses for the human body. Japan reminds us just how practical they can be by presenting the Hitobashira, or, "Human Pillars". Seeing as the country is already one at the technological forefront, we have to assume that if Japan tells us, "hey, it's okay to seal living people inside walls and foundations, it'll make that shit more durable!", it has to be true! Right? Right? Because fuck cement!
Dating as far back as the 17th century, the story goes that as an offering to the gods, living people could be sealed into buildings as sacrifices, which would apparently please the great LEGO gods and ensure stability and longevity to the construct in question.
Bones and other remains have been found on-site of several different locations, lending at least some possibility that human sacrifice may have been involved in the making of these buildings. One such location is Jomon tunnel, located on the Sekihoku Main Line. In 1968, in the aftermath of an earthquake (or possibly due to pissed off ghosts) a number of skeletons were discovered sealed into the walls of the tunnel, standing upright. But then, maybe Japan just gets really uptight if you abuse your smoke breaks one time too many.
Seeing as many of these structures stand today, perhaps modern workers should take note: Just how dedicated are you to your job?  

Sorry for his lack of ability to normally converse with people, but this is just a sample post

We welcome you all to "Secrets In Darkness",where shadows come to play nightmares,and what lies beyond is just a matter of unchaining curiosity.Horns up fellas,and enjoy the stay.

END TOPIC

Me and a friend are planning to open another blog, co-blogged, called the backbenchers.
Also, Metal is pretty awesome and you should listen to this-

                                                                                                                             Signing out,
                                                                       Us Daityas show no mercy
                                                                       Just Another Random Guy

Monday, 17 March 2014

Holi! Also, further Nihilist thoughts

Hey guys! How ya doin! Back here in India, we're having a festival called holi, which basically means "Excuse to smear sh!t on someone's face"
We even have a real excuse if someone get's angry
"Bura Na Mano Holi Hai!"

I.E., Please don't mind if I (Accidentally, they say) molest you with colors or grease or some sh!t like that

But it doesn't hurt to have a blast, does it? :3

We had started preparations from a day before, on Chotti Holi, Filling up at least 30-something balloons

And today, we filled up a lot more. Boom Baby!

Holi got a lot of colours, and the pink isn't leaving my hand. So there. 
But the most epic moment was when I just charged and stamped on all the 50 balloons a kid had got. Now that's called demolition. :P

Also, here are the nihilist thoughts
I feel like dying,
And to save me, don't be applying
I feel I got a psychic ping
Inside my head something goes RING-DING!
And please, don't use Bing
And nobody except for me may this song may sing
Every night I look at the moon
And it looks back, as if it given me a boon
Well it's too soon
:To say anything bout this goon
Deceptive shade
Have some marmalade
It ain't a damn parade
But by Jove! It made
In China. Go to Adelaide
When I did, it said
WE PUT UP A BARRICADE
SO long, and thanks for all the fish
Get away, before I serve ya a dish
Hush boy! Now be silent!
Sit straight! Now hear me vent
Before I make a dent
In your already strangled ego
Boy, please do go
Now before I die
I'd like to confess that
The end is nigh
So cry me a river yeah
you can do it everyday
While I'm dockin' in Hudson Bay
With ma' pal Crazy Jay
So they say:
"What doesn't kill you, makes ya stronger."
But I say- "What does kill ya, makes ya INVINCIBLE"
(Title- Deceptive Shades A.K.A. Random Sh!t)

(Note- Contains explicit language)
#1
All of you may die
And I won't give a f***
You don't deserve a pie
Or any bit of luck
I don't care whatever happens
Any la:derlappen
You gonna die fap*in'
Or while you nappin'
I be sappin'
OUT YOUR LIFE
I seriously don't care
I'm your worst nightmare
You never gonna stare
In my f***ing eyes
This lil' life's
Hanging on dice
You just a lil' mice
Don't try to be nice
(added by yash) - BITCH!
#2
LET THE WORLD BURN
LET THE FIRE SPREAD
LET THE CHAOS CHURN
LET IT GET INSIDE YOUR HEAD
Nothing really matters at all
It don't : You either rise or fall
Been practitioning the arts since you been playing with ball
And ain't never gonna listen to your STUPID CALL
My mind's messed up
My head's f***ed up
And nobody said sup
Since the 90's been up
All of you hypocrites
You lil' piece of shits
Takin lil' bits
Offa your head- Like you nits
#3 (Nonsense / S0mething wierd- titled 'deceptive shades' )
I feel like dying,
And to save me, don't be applying
I feel I got a psychic ping
Inside my head something goes RING-DING!
And please, don't use Bing
And nobody except for me may this song may sing
Every night I look at the moon
And it looks back, as if it given me a boon
Well it's too soon
:To say anything bout this goon
Deceptive shade
Have some marmalade
It ain't a damn parade
But by Jove! It mad
In China. Go to Adelaide
When I did, it said
WE PUT UP A BARRICADE
SO long, and thanks for all the fish
Get away, before I serve ya a dish
Hush boy! Now be silent!
Sit straight! Now hear me vent
Before I make a dent
In your already strangled ego
Boy, please do go
Well, I don't care bout you critics. SO go ahead- 
Also, me and the bois made a video!
(On locomotion of birds) 
#EDIT= Video doesn't upload, so check it out on G+

Signing out, FUS RO DAH!
Just Another Random Guy

Saturday, 1 March 2014

Nihilism

I'll tell ya something.
This life is basically meaningless.
Even this blog, has no value.
So why do I do it?
I don't know. It doesn't matter.

Let the world burn
Let the fire spread
Cause it doesn't matter

Look beyond, human perception
Look beyond, materialism
Look beyond, everything

Embrace despair
Embrace reality
Embrace nothing
Embrace, nihil
                      
                           I hope you understand my message to you all
                           I am not a crazy fanatic trying to convert you to my ways 
                         This is just a point of view, which doesn't even matter
                           Maybe this is the point.
























There is no point
7 billion people on this earth, this planet doesn't need me.
Or you.
Or anyone.
 
Yours nihilically
Just Another Random Guy