Sunday, 6 April 2014

"Let me hang, and DIE!"- Kinda Review Of Bitte Töte Mich

How's it goin' people? It's JARG, and today I'm gonna discuss a topic

Kinda sensitive.

Okay, so I'm a guy who has really long thought chains. I was reading this comic- Batman & Captain America, and it had that Red Skull, the whole Nazi thing. For those of you who read it, you might remember the moment when Joker finds out Red Skull is a Nazi, and fights against him, only as an act of patriotism! As Red Skull calls it- "What a misplaced sense of patriotism. "

Woah! Joker be like-
"I may be a criminal lunatic, but I'm an AMERICAN criminal lunatic!"

This will go down in my quote book for sure.

So I began researching again on this sh!t, and remembered my old Unit 731 story, and will write a sequel to it. (The sequel will be set in the Korean War)

And boom. My friend Subaru, from Romania, tells me about this song, Bitte Totet Mich, based on this suicidal Nazi. Lemme just give the lyrics-
Another tale of tragedy.
 He made the choice to end his life.
 So it is written, passionately.
 This soldier's fervent wish for suicide.
 His soul torn asunder by the horrors of war.
 One carrying so much death will soon care for life no more.

On the first day the soldier would quietly retreat to shoot himself through the head not far from his infantry.

"I can hear footsteps.
 Someone's coming near. 
Fuck! Should I stay? Disappear?
 Es ist mein bester Freund.
 Diesem soldat ist immer Für mich da.
 Quickly i put my Luger away. 
I thought this was my last day but i failed!"

"Bitte tötet mich! Bitte töte mich!"

On the second day he opened his eyes.
 Consumed by sadness he thought: 
"Today is the day I die. 
I will take my life with the rope, a bullet or maybe the knife"

So depressed. 
So empty. 
Wandering hopelessly, searching for death.
 His soul feels so old and so cold. 
The only desire left is his yearning for death.

He stumbled across an old farmstead and entered this wooden shack.
 There he found a rope and the guts to jump and hang with a broken neck. 
The second he tightened the slipknot, the barn door flew open.
 This time he was caught by a farmer who grabbed his legs to lift and hold him high.
 The soldier kicking and screaming: "You bastard! Let me hang and die!"

In this struggle the soldier went mad.
 When the rope snapped, he pulled a knife and, nine times in the stomach, the farmer was stabbed.

"Bitte töte mich!"

On the third day there was a fire fight. 
This bloody assault would last until midnight.
 Another opportunity for our soldier who craves suicide.

With open arms into the line of fire he asked for death.
 But then he watched his friend, who is trying to prevent him from killing himself again,
 die for his own determined suicide.

Here comes the part where he sticks the Luger into his mouth.
 He was shot twice in the spine from behind, then blows half his face all over the ground.
HAHA!
 Not dead yet but completely fucking paralyzed, Kept alive in his hell for two long years before he finally dies.



And that's some symphonic black metal for you. 
Bitte Tötet Mich means, as my German friend tells me, is - "Please Kill Me"

That sums it up basically.

However, when the farmer comes up suddenly, and stops the soldier, is a BIG FA moment. As you see, the soldier is basically ready to die, as the lines say-
"Searching for death"
As well as- "Yearning for death"
But as fate's cruel hand stops him, at the first day
( Interrupted by his friend, so he hides his gun. I don't think anyone here would let his friend see him commit suicide. Especially no gets a huge jump start because the friend is sickened by gore. Don't ask me why. I just know.)
Here, is a translation of the German part-
"It's my best friend
He's been always there for me"
That proves four things:-
1) It's a good friend. The way he says it, they two may even share a bro-mance.
2) Always been there for me? Well, he might have even thought twice about the suicide by then. I would surely hide the gun
3) OffTopic, but I'm bad at maths.
At the second day, which we were talking about.
Woah! He found the rope, and "the guts to hang himself".  As he finally nears his end to the 'sentence' on earth( No better then hell), Fate has to intervene and stop him, and what's worse.
He killed a civilian,( the farmer), as described-

The soldier kicking and screaming: "You bastard! Let me hang and die!"

In this struggle the soldier went mad.
 When the rope snapped, he pulled a knife and, nine times in the stomach, the farmer was stabbed.


I AM SIMPLY DUMBFOUNDED
I just love the way Carach says "You bastard! Let me hang and die!"
Just pure F.A. material. (FA or F.A. means F***ing awesome)

He let his friend die, at the third day, his own friend, dear friend, with whom he dreamt about Rainbo Blitz peacefully.
In his own craving for suicide. All in his own craving for suicide. 
War is a terrible thing.
It torments the strongest of soul and turns them to hapless victims of the tragedy
"When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die"
And............the last f***ing verse-
" HAHA!
Not dead yet but completely fucking paralyzed, 
Kept alive in his hell for two long years before he finally dies."

I think Carach put it up beautifully. The soldier basically 'craving' suicide had to go through such consequences, and had to in the end rot away for two years/ basically live but unlive. He had to go through the memory of being the cause of death for a civillian, who tried to do him good, and his own best friend.

Woah. I was so shaked, and heard the WHOLE album. 
So............my friend and I are planning to do a video of this or some other song, as only "The Funeral Dirge Of a Violinist" has one. We'll see which one.


Oh, and yeah, I know I'm bad at jokes but still-
Mere post ko +1 kar de yaar
Abki baar modi sarkaar!


Signing out, I'm completely paralyzed!
Just Another Random Guy





Thursday, 27 March 2014

Paranormally Normal

How's it going people? I got a new Pseudonym( Hush, keep it quiet!). Now instead of calling myself ########### ###, I shall call myself Patrick Daitya.

Oh yeah, I destroyed all evidence of my real name, except for my G+ profile.

The POTM is a shortie by my friend, Eli Wolffe (Another Pseudonym)-
#Note- Yeah, try not to enjoy

I looked at my mother,trembling,but it wasn't until I went near her that I realized why.The corpse in front of the sink was fresh,and the blonde hair was still very messy.I didn't think I'd ever feel my heart stop from seeing own mother,and I looked at the woman beside me.She was looking at me,straight into my eyes...crying,as if begging for help.Then it spoke.The lips of the corpse moved,"Don't believe her".At that moment i heard a whisper,"Call your father".At that same moment,the front door opened,and my mother entered,"Sam,who is that beside you?".I felt a hand on my chest,and a sharp pain on my back.I didn't realize what was happening until I saw my mother's head rolling towards me..and my own intestines falling onto the floor.The whispers came again,"Don't see,don't tell",and darkness caved in.


Woah. Although he may sound like a nightmare, he is quite cheesy. :3

However he refuses to believe I am a Daitya and insists that I am a British/German Poltergeist.

So much for the descendant of Ravana. T-T

Also, in a few days I be uploading my views on humanity

Ok, so here's today's spotlight

The Paranormal

Me and some 'friends' --! have created a group dedicated to explaining the unexplained

!-- #NOTE - These friends have never met me, and we only know each other through the web

Better put, normalizing the paranormal.

Or maybe, even decryption of the encrypted

Whatever it may be, we have dedicated ourselves to analyzing these events.
If you want to join us, you can contact me on Facebook --!

!-- #NOTE- See the Faeces-Buk Section of my blog.

I could show you a sample post, again by Eli-


Creepy fact of the moment 
If Soylent Green taught us anything, it's that there are a great many practical uses for the human body. Japan reminds us just how practical they can be by presenting the Hitobashira, or, "Human Pillars". Seeing as the country is already one at the technological forefront, we have to assume that if Japan tells us, "hey, it's okay to seal living people inside walls and foundations, it'll make that shit more durable!", it has to be true! Right? Right? Because fuck cement!
Dating as far back as the 17th century, the story goes that as an offering to the gods, living people could be sealed into buildings as sacrifices, which would apparently please the great LEGO gods and ensure stability and longevity to the construct in question.
Bones and other remains have been found on-site of several different locations, lending at least some possibility that human sacrifice may have been involved in the making of these buildings. One such location is Jomon tunnel, located on the Sekihoku Main Line. In 1968, in the aftermath of an earthquake (or possibly due to pissed off ghosts) a number of skeletons were discovered sealed into the walls of the tunnel, standing upright. But then, maybe Japan just gets really uptight if you abuse your smoke breaks one time too many.
Seeing as many of these structures stand today, perhaps modern workers should take note: Just how dedicated are you to your job?  

Sorry for his lack of ability to normally converse with people, but this is just a sample post

We welcome you all to "Secrets In Darkness",where shadows come to play nightmares,and what lies beyond is just a matter of unchaining curiosity.Horns up fellas,and enjoy the stay.

END TOPIC

Me and a friend are planning to open another blog, co-blogged, called the backbenchers.
Also, Metal is pretty awesome and you should listen to this-

                                                                                                                             Signing out,
                                                                       Us Daityas show no mercy
                                                                       Just Another Random Guy

Monday, 17 March 2014

Holi! Also, further Nihilist thoughts

Hey guys! How ya doin! Back here in India, we're having a festival called holi, which basically means "Excuse to smear sh!t on someone's face"
We even have a real excuse if someone get's angry
"Bura Na Mano Holi Hai!"

I.E., Please don't mind if I (Accidentally, they say) molest you with colors or grease or some sh!t like that

But it doesn't hurt to have a blast, does it? :3

We had started preparations from a day before, on Chotti Holi, Filling up at least 30-something balloons

And today, we filled up a lot more. Boom Baby!

Holi got a lot of colours, and the pink isn't leaving my hand. So there. 
But the most epic moment was when I just charged and stamped on all the 50 balloons a kid had got. Now that's called demolition. :P

Also, here are the nihilist thoughts
I feel like dying,
And to save me, don't be applying
I feel I got a psychic ping
Inside my head something goes RING-DING!
And please, don't use Bing
And nobody except for me may this song may sing
Every night I look at the moon
And it looks back, as if it given me a boon
Well it's too soon
:To say anything bout this goon
Deceptive shade
Have some marmalade
It ain't a damn parade
But by Jove! It made
In China. Go to Adelaide
When I did, it said
WE PUT UP A BARRICADE
SO long, and thanks for all the fish
Get away, before I serve ya a dish
Hush boy! Now be silent!
Sit straight! Now hear me vent
Before I make a dent
In your already strangled ego
Boy, please do go
Now before I die
I'd like to confess that
The end is nigh
So cry me a river yeah
you can do it everyday
While I'm dockin' in Hudson Bay
With ma' pal Crazy Jay
So they say:
"What doesn't kill you, makes ya stronger."
But I say- "What does kill ya, makes ya INVINCIBLE"
(Title- Deceptive Shades A.K.A. Random Sh!t)

(Note- Contains explicit language)
#1
All of you may die
And I won't give a f***
You don't deserve a pie
Or any bit of luck
I don't care whatever happens
Any la:derlappen
You gonna die fap*in'
Or while you nappin'
I be sappin'
OUT YOUR LIFE
I seriously don't care
I'm your worst nightmare
You never gonna stare
In my f***ing eyes
This lil' life's
Hanging on dice
You just a lil' mice
Don't try to be nice
(added by yash) - BITCH!
#2
LET THE WORLD BURN
LET THE FIRE SPREAD
LET THE CHAOS CHURN
LET IT GET INSIDE YOUR HEAD
Nothing really matters at all
It don't : You either rise or fall
Been practitioning the arts since you been playing with ball
And ain't never gonna listen to your STUPID CALL
My mind's messed up
My head's f***ed up
And nobody said sup
Since the 90's been up
All of you hypocrites
You lil' piece of shits
Takin lil' bits
Offa your head- Like you nits
#3 (Nonsense / S0mething wierd- titled 'deceptive shades' )
I feel like dying,
And to save me, don't be applying
I feel I got a psychic ping
Inside my head something goes RING-DING!
And please, don't use Bing
And nobody except for me may this song may sing
Every night I look at the moon
And it looks back, as if it given me a boon
Well it's too soon
:To say anything bout this goon
Deceptive shade
Have some marmalade
It ain't a damn parade
But by Jove! It mad
In China. Go to Adelaide
When I did, it said
WE PUT UP A BARRICADE
SO long, and thanks for all the fish
Get away, before I serve ya a dish
Hush boy! Now be silent!
Sit straight! Now hear me vent
Before I make a dent
In your already strangled ego
Boy, please do go
Well, I don't care bout you critics. SO go ahead- 
Also, me and the bois made a video!
(On locomotion of birds) 
#EDIT= Video doesn't upload, so check it out on G+

Signing out, FUS RO DAH!
Just Another Random Guy

Saturday, 1 March 2014

Nihilism

I'll tell ya something.
This life is basically meaningless.
Even this blog, has no value.
So why do I do it?
I don't know. It doesn't matter.

Let the world burn
Let the fire spread
Cause it doesn't matter

Look beyond, human perception
Look beyond, materialism
Look beyond, everything

Embrace despair
Embrace reality
Embrace nothing
Embrace, nihil
                      
                           I hope you understand my message to you all
                           I am not a crazy fanatic trying to convert you to my ways 
                         This is just a point of view, which doesn't even matter
                           Maybe this is the point.
























There is no point
7 billion people on this earth, this planet doesn't need me.
Or you.
Or anyone.
 
Yours nihilically
Just Another Random Guy





Thursday, 27 February 2014

Gaming!



"Sweet mother, sweet mother, send your child unto me, for the hacks of unworthy gamers must be baptized in blood and fear."
                                                                           -Pratikaditya Das


Alright! I guess gaming is totally something that everybody enjoys. Be it those COD hard-cores or the FIFA pros, even the Mortal Kombat devotes, gaming unites us all. In fact, the number one YouTube channel is of a gamer, Pewdiepie. So far, I have found  types of gamers -

The Brawlers- These guys like games like God Of War, Prototype and such. Opting for sexy moves rather than gameplay. Although, there are always some who just go all out, guns blazing.
USP- These guys can take down hordes, if put in their right game.


 The KO Champs- These guys like games like Mortal Kombat, Injustice and Tekken. Could also be side by side a Hack-And-Slash devote or a RPG maniac(see below).Finesse is in their blood. 


  USP- These guys know style like the back of their hand.  

The RPG Maniac- Their motto, which they copied from Nintendo and are facing copyright claims for by the Inter-Galactic Federation Of Protection Of Licence, is-

"Everything not saved, will be lost."
                                                         -Nintendo 'Quit Screen' Message 

Some opt for long-range destruction, while some prefer CQC.In fact, I might have to divide them even more.


USP-  Classes,Classes Classes. These guys know how to make choices.


The Free Bird- They like open world games, and if you ever find a hardcore one, he will have-
All the GTAs (Atleast from 3D era onwards)
Minecraft
Driving master( In gaming, of course)

They like blowing stuff up, but also can be real stealthy.


They often have a powerful PC and/or a PS3, but exceptions are there. They can adapt to any game, as Open Worlds have many advanced gameplays
USP- Adaptibility! If they're good in Open-Worlds, they're probably good at RPGs or Shooters or almost anything!

The Eye Of The Beholder- They like shooting games, like COD, BF and Bioshock. What I'm talking about here is a first person shooter. This too, has many sub-types which would take me forever if I tried to type it down(Typing the Types. Lel).
USP- Can handle jumpscares,and PRECISION!

The Outsider-Who's-Trying-To-Peek-In- Third Person Shooter. Uncharted, inFAMOUS and Splinter Cell all fall in here. They know how to take cover, and have some of the best reflexes in gamers. 



USP- Reflexes are matched by none. Also, they know stealth
The Drivers- The racing game addicts, NFS top-scorers. Can brake well. They are just awesome but a lil' puny in most other games.
USP- They can literally manipulate the controller.

And the Pasta Of The Week is......-
Bedtime
If you guys don't know them already, check'em out. They're called 30 seconds to Mars, and have won their place as my favorite band.
Also, I wrote a new story-
The struggle
I'm working on one right know, as the topic is-
When A Friend Betrays. This is for the SWA for which I had written 731. Remember? Sorry if I missed out any type, type it out in the comments!


Signing out, are those the crazy bots about to destroy the world?
Just Another Random Guy






Saturday, 22 February 2014

MAS ++ + Comic Con!

Allright guys, this weekend was FABULOUS for me. The science fair our school had, MAS ++ ( The Second Mad About Science) and the awesome 4th ANNUAL COMIC FUCKING CON! Alright, I may be a little exaggerating as the MAS was helluva tiring and the comic-con had a helluva crowd. So i'm gonna do different entries for both of them. Also, if I have any prolific readers of creepy-pasta here you should rejoice, because I'm doing Pasta Of The Week from now on. I will refer to it as POTW. So this weeks POTW is:
The Puppetmasters Regime
Dark, eery, this one makes me shudder.
Back to the weekend, I'mma do two separate ones.

The MAS ++

Woah. AMASing is the word. We had dunkin' donuts and all, but the main attraction was our stall with the rocket and , my chart. At the end of the day me and Akshaye had roped in a grand total of 120-something people for explaining all our aliens stuff. Woohoo! The STEM stall though, which last time was awesome was this time a total failure. Everybody broke our forklifts.
But in the end, we had a lot of fun and got a nice ceramic cup with a fact about Mars on it. (Yeah, I didn't tell ya, my classes' topic was the Indian mars mission. )

The Comic-con!

Okay. AWESOMEAWESOMEAWESOMEAWESOMEAWESOMEAWESOME!!!!!!!
This thing was awesome. Getting there was a problem though as we had to go through a narrow, dirty alley. There was a huge crowd, in fact, a pickpockets' paradise. In all my loot, I took some tees, Civil War: Front Line series and a cool Batman poster.

Yeah, we rocked it.
I also took some One Piece and my mother wanted to see the peanuts exhibition , which, we did.



Also, the SWA is coming (Scholastic Writing Awards), and I am gonna try to nail it.
Until then, keep tuned
Signing out, those meteor showers are headed our way
Just Another Random Guy
 EDIT: I couldn't post it until today, as for internet problems. The MAS and Comic-con happened on 8th and 9th. So much for destroying a nihilist, which you can't.

Saturday, 1 February 2014

Aliens

Hello planet Earth!

So I am doing a project on aliens- cool right? Just that nobody seems to ever work except for me.

 In my group everybody seems to be interested okay but zero- anda(egg) - 00000000 on work.

For example, we have some gawaars ( Uneducated schmuck)who just can't do some work once in a while. 


Urghh. 

So I found the simple answer. Fire one and threaten to do the same to all. 
So I took in Akshaye who was able to do some work. 
 Well, so far, the projects been going real nice, and looks like my decision was the right one.

Aliens do exist I think...... I've been able to come up with gargantuan amount of evidence.
 Okay.....so lets talk about first a specific type of Aliens (Yes, fool, there are different types of them)
                                                         


Reptilians


Okay, so these guys the real deal. The most vicious ones- Hollywood has got a brief understanding of them: A little less then the aliens from Alien( The whole series). But more like the ones from Predator( Arnold Shwarznegger for life! B| ). So you want proof? Okay.

Proof for these little vile creatures attempting to kill you every second- Look behind (Aww, too bad. He ran away.)

Heard of Cecrops I? This Greek king was believed to be half man, half snake. i.e. a reptilian. Now  there were also the Indian legend of Naga, who were supreme beings (Aliens ) who came to earth and spent a lot of time living underground and communicated with some earthlings.
CECROPS I

And in Chinese mythology, dragons had the ability to shape shift into human form. Their kings were the dragon rulers of the four seas: north, south, east and west and similar to stories about Reptilians would attack the people without provocation. Temples of honor were built for these kings to appease them. This easily fits the reptilian definition.The alien Reptilian alleged to originate from Draco differs from Reptoids, its earth dwelling relative. 


^NAGAS ^
While their height is also between 6 and 9 feet, this alien species also has wings made of bone covered with scales that span 6 to 7 feet. Their body structure is similar to the earth Reptilian except they have been sighted with horns on their head and sometimes along the length of the spine. About 20% of sightings fall into the reptilian aliens category though there are signs of early human interaction with them. 


Oh, Alien Satan. Woohoo!
Some people believe Satan, A.K.A. The devil is a reptilian. Wings, horns, tails, scales and all clearly fit this description. In fact you would not be wrong to believe, like me, that gods and demons are nothing but more sentient , higher order life form. These aliens are believed to be from the constellation of Draco.
CHINESE TAKEAWAY BOX DRAGON KINGS

Greys

Now the most, common type of aliens, for which most ( 70%) of abductions are accounted. They are speculated to originate from Zeta Reticuli. Now these are the pale people something from Hole In The Sky and all. Abducting people, these ones are supposed to find away to cure themselves from a disease disabling them to procreate. Sounds weird. But these ones are the ones showing up fairly recently, round the 1700 mass .



Now back to everyone not working, this is the fool-  

Cheers,
Don't forget the parasitic bugs
Just Another Random Guy