Saturday, 24 May 2014

Summer vac, batchies

Ok guys. Here's some unedited crap to you (As posted to facebook group, Writers & Readers-

"Liberty Calls"


Another day to sigh
Another day to weep away
Another day to go on a high
Another day ,another day
(Lines borrowed, but still epic)
Those of them that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Those of them that work forces,
Are the same that burn crosses!
Those who died
Are justified?
By wearing a badge,
Are they the chosen whites?
(Now originality lel)
They massacre thousands,
Sparing no one
Wars got no ends
Atleast, none here, hun.
Is it a f***ing gold rush?
A sudden urge for power?
We're only told "Hush"
While they COWER!
Lemme hear them scream
While I BEAM
If it be a dream
It"ll be a F***ing NIGHTMARE
I don't CARE
For your pathetic lives
I'll burn your HAIR
If it bring me pleasure
A treasure
You thought you could rule us
Put us in the prison bus
It's time for a Revolution
Time for a evolution
Time for an execution
TIME TO EXECUTE!
"Yeh sab paisa, woh to sadegi
Par janta maaf nahi karegi"
LOL!

I know it isn't my best, but so long. Stay tuned. I might even write some rhymes for games
But ain't nobody got times for that.

Anyway, my school had it's first form evening( We usually have them in da morning) and I was playing the guitar (Part of the orchestra).

So.......my school has FINALLY got over, a week later than other schools too, so I celebrated with A double size pizza, a bottle of Mt. Dew Code Red and a Cal-zone. Believe me when I say I can eat plenty.

Getting to the point, since I have a lotta time, now I'll be completing the epic Red Vs. Blue


Signing out, the Russians ain't that bad
Just Another Random Guy

Saturday, 10 May 2014

I joined a band!

Hey guys,
It's J.A.R.G., and as you can read pretty well up above their, I joined a band.

Our name is "And The Oceans Scream Vengeance" and we're an up and coming band based in Noida NCR. Our main genre is Pseudo-Thrash Metal. I'm playing the rhythm guitar, and the main shriek-er.
Here's the facebook page:
And The Oceans Scream Vengeance
Here's the YouTube Channel:
Youtube Channel
And our first video
Our Practice Cover

And now, because pictures speak a 1000 words, today's post's going to be basically photos.




Signing out, The Oceans WILL claim their vengeance
Just Another Random Guy

Tuesday, 6 May 2014

Bundle of Ideas.

So guys. It's JARG, and I've got a bundle of ideas.

So as some of you might be knowing I'm a HUGE comic buff.

So one of my favorite events of all time in the marvel universe main continuity is civil war. (Along with the whole Superior venom too). And look what happened.


A movie would be perfect, given they don't mess this up like EVERY other movie. (Only the Amazing Spider Man and X-men series are plausible. Not even all parts.)

So any 

Also, I made the teaser for Red vs. Blue, showcasing blue's abilities. Do check it out, it's on my facebook.

Next, I wrote a story, about a draculean cataclysm that changes the whole world. Looking at possibilities of a sequel. Will send to few friends first, and then will look at the possibility of publishing. Called betrayal of the highest order, it looks at the possibility of creating a new race. Did I just use possibility three times in a row? Woah, that was an interesting possibility that happened.

And, this weekend I've made two covers, for two songs, i.e. Wake Me Up When September Ends and Night Of The Hunter. Link to my channel  here:


And, me and my friend Kabir are planning a band and deciding to jam together for a while. We'll be recording some songs, including Can't Stop (RHCP) and Last Resort (Papa Roach).

Cheers,
Walking Dead is not fiction
Just Another Random Guy 

Monday, 14 April 2014

Red Versus Blue

Hey guys, it's JARG, and I just started...
No hate, please

Animating.

Wait for it...

In PIVOT. 


That is until I get a way of learning to code flash and actually installing it. So, I thought, after learning the basics, why not make a good 4-5 min video?
Since it'll be difficult to learn how to melee in a short time, I made a trailer first. Here's it!-
Music used is called Dramatic Trailer Soundtrack by The Secession


It's gonna be based on the eternal fight between Red And Blue, and I've given each powers..... so here's there profiles!

Name- Blue, Prussian
Alias- Aquan, Blue, The BLUE
Affiliated with- The Primary Colours , The Blue Berets, RSS (Russian Secret Service)
Powers- Has control of magnetism, and can levitate self. Has a nice understanding of weapons, both firearms and melee
Weapons- dual-wielded M9 pistols, Barret, and can use most modern conventional weapons. Uses his Death Scythe in Close Quarters Combat
Training- Kung-Fu, Spetsnaz training.
Quote- "I never lose"
Armor- Scrap Metal from everywhere joins his body and if continues for a long time, he can size up to, let's say, a giant
Ability Trigger Condition- If he comes into the vicinity of a magnetic field, or is hurt a lot, his magnetic abilities trigger.

Name- Haute, Red
Alias- The Flame, RED, The RED
Affiliated with- The Anachronics, The Primary Colours, The Red Berets
Powers- Electricity, can super-excite molecules to cause explosions
Weapons- Uzi, Barret, but can use most conventional modern weapons. Uses his "Slash Mini" as a melee as well as thrown weapon.
Training- Acrobatics, Green Beret
Quote- "You CAN'T win"
Armor- Uses Static Clouds, containing no fog and only super-excited electrons, as his surrounding armor. Anyone in vicinity will be shocked
Ability trigger condition- Once coming into contact with electric current, or health depletes by far, his electric powers are activated

So, I hope you guys enjoy the trailer, and the video, once it comes out.


Signing out, the INTERPOL will destroy the known world.
Just Another Random Guy

Sunday, 6 April 2014

"Let me hang, and DIE!"- Kinda Review Of Bitte Töte Mich

How's it goin' people? It's JARG, and today I'm gonna discuss a topic

Kinda sensitive.

Okay, so I'm a guy who has really long thought chains. I was reading this comic- Batman & Captain America, and it had that Red Skull, the whole Nazi thing. For those of you who read it, you might remember the moment when Joker finds out Red Skull is a Nazi, and fights against him, only as an act of patriotism! As Red Skull calls it- "What a misplaced sense of patriotism. "

Woah! Joker be like-
"I may be a criminal lunatic, but I'm an AMERICAN criminal lunatic!"

This will go down in my quote book for sure.

So I began researching again on this sh!t, and remembered my old Unit 731 story, and will write a sequel to it. (The sequel will be set in the Korean War)

And boom. My friend Subaru, from Romania, tells me about this song, Bitte Totet Mich, based on this suicidal Nazi. Lemme just give the lyrics-
Another tale of tragedy.
 He made the choice to end his life.
 So it is written, passionately.
 This soldier's fervent wish for suicide.
 His soul torn asunder by the horrors of war.
 One carrying so much death will soon care for life no more.

On the first day the soldier would quietly retreat to shoot himself through the head not far from his infantry.

"I can hear footsteps.
 Someone's coming near. 
Fuck! Should I stay? Disappear?
 Es ist mein bester Freund.
 Diesem soldat ist immer Für mich da.
 Quickly i put my Luger away. 
I thought this was my last day but i failed!"

"Bitte tötet mich! Bitte töte mich!"

On the second day he opened his eyes.
 Consumed by sadness he thought: 
"Today is the day I die. 
I will take my life with the rope, a bullet or maybe the knife"

So depressed. 
So empty. 
Wandering hopelessly, searching for death.
 His soul feels so old and so cold. 
The only desire left is his yearning for death.

He stumbled across an old farmstead and entered this wooden shack.
 There he found a rope and the guts to jump and hang with a broken neck. 
The second he tightened the slipknot, the barn door flew open.
 This time he was caught by a farmer who grabbed his legs to lift and hold him high.
 The soldier kicking and screaming: "You bastard! Let me hang and die!"

In this struggle the soldier went mad.
 When the rope snapped, he pulled a knife and, nine times in the stomach, the farmer was stabbed.

"Bitte töte mich!"

On the third day there was a fire fight. 
This bloody assault would last until midnight.
 Another opportunity for our soldier who craves suicide.

With open arms into the line of fire he asked for death.
 But then he watched his friend, who is trying to prevent him from killing himself again,
 die for his own determined suicide.

Here comes the part where he sticks the Luger into his mouth.
 He was shot twice in the spine from behind, then blows half his face all over the ground.
HAHA!
 Not dead yet but completely fucking paralyzed, Kept alive in his hell for two long years before he finally dies.



And that's some symphonic black metal for you. 
Bitte Tötet Mich means, as my German friend tells me, is - "Please Kill Me"

That sums it up basically.

However, when the farmer comes up suddenly, and stops the soldier, is a BIG FA moment. As you see, the soldier is basically ready to die, as the lines say-
"Searching for death"
As well as- "Yearning for death"
But as fate's cruel hand stops him, at the first day
( Interrupted by his friend, so he hides his gun. I don't think anyone here would let his friend see him commit suicide. Especially no gets a huge jump start because the friend is sickened by gore. Don't ask me why. I just know.)
Here, is a translation of the German part-
"It's my best friend
He's been always there for me"
That proves four things:-
1) It's a good friend. The way he says it, they two may even share a bro-mance.
2) Always been there for me? Well, he might have even thought twice about the suicide by then. I would surely hide the gun
3) OffTopic, but I'm bad at maths.
At the second day, which we were talking about.
Woah! He found the rope, and "the guts to hang himself".  As he finally nears his end to the 'sentence' on earth( No better then hell), Fate has to intervene and stop him, and what's worse.
He killed a civilian,( the farmer), as described-

The soldier kicking and screaming: "You bastard! Let me hang and die!"

In this struggle the soldier went mad.
 When the rope snapped, he pulled a knife and, nine times in the stomach, the farmer was stabbed.


I AM SIMPLY DUMBFOUNDED
I just love the way Carach says "You bastard! Let me hang and die!"
Just pure F.A. material. (FA or F.A. means F***ing awesome)

He let his friend die, at the third day, his own friend, dear friend, with whom he dreamt about Rainbo Blitz peacefully.
In his own craving for suicide. All in his own craving for suicide. 
War is a terrible thing.
It torments the strongest of soul and turns them to hapless victims of the tragedy
"When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die"
And............the last f***ing verse-
" HAHA!
Not dead yet but completely fucking paralyzed, 
Kept alive in his hell for two long years before he finally dies."

I think Carach put it up beautifully. The soldier basically 'craving' suicide had to go through such consequences, and had to in the end rot away for two years/ basically live but unlive. He had to go through the memory of being the cause of death for a civillian, who tried to do him good, and his own best friend.

Woah. I was so shaked, and heard the WHOLE album. 
So............my friend and I are planning to do a video of this or some other song, as only "The Funeral Dirge Of a Violinist" has one. We'll see which one.


Oh, and yeah, I know I'm bad at jokes but still-
Mere post ko +1 kar de yaar
Abki baar modi sarkaar!


Signing out, I'm completely paralyzed!
Just Another Random Guy





Thursday, 27 March 2014

Paranormally Normal

How's it going people? I got a new Pseudonym( Hush, keep it quiet!). Now instead of calling myself ########### ###, I shall call myself Patrick Daitya.

Oh yeah, I destroyed all evidence of my real name, except for my G+ profile.

The POTM is a shortie by my friend, Eli Wolffe (Another Pseudonym)-
#Note- Yeah, try not to enjoy

I looked at my mother,trembling,but it wasn't until I went near her that I realized why.The corpse in front of the sink was fresh,and the blonde hair was still very messy.I didn't think I'd ever feel my heart stop from seeing own mother,and I looked at the woman beside me.She was looking at me,straight into my eyes...crying,as if begging for help.Then it spoke.The lips of the corpse moved,"Don't believe her".At that moment i heard a whisper,"Call your father".At that same moment,the front door opened,and my mother entered,"Sam,who is that beside you?".I felt a hand on my chest,and a sharp pain on my back.I didn't realize what was happening until I saw my mother's head rolling towards me..and my own intestines falling onto the floor.The whispers came again,"Don't see,don't tell",and darkness caved in.


Woah. Although he may sound like a nightmare, he is quite cheesy. :3

However he refuses to believe I am a Daitya and insists that I am a British/German Poltergeist.

So much for the descendant of Ravana. T-T

Also, in a few days I be uploading my views on humanity

Ok, so here's today's spotlight

The Paranormal

Me and some 'friends' --! have created a group dedicated to explaining the unexplained

!-- #NOTE - These friends have never met me, and we only know each other through the web

Better put, normalizing the paranormal.

Or maybe, even decryption of the encrypted

Whatever it may be, we have dedicated ourselves to analyzing these events.
If you want to join us, you can contact me on Facebook --!

!-- #NOTE- See the Faeces-Buk Section of my blog.

I could show you a sample post, again by Eli-


Creepy fact of the moment 
If Soylent Green taught us anything, it's that there are a great many practical uses for the human body. Japan reminds us just how practical they can be by presenting the Hitobashira, or, "Human Pillars". Seeing as the country is already one at the technological forefront, we have to assume that if Japan tells us, "hey, it's okay to seal living people inside walls and foundations, it'll make that shit more durable!", it has to be true! Right? Right? Because fuck cement!
Dating as far back as the 17th century, the story goes that as an offering to the gods, living people could be sealed into buildings as sacrifices, which would apparently please the great LEGO gods and ensure stability and longevity to the construct in question.
Bones and other remains have been found on-site of several different locations, lending at least some possibility that human sacrifice may have been involved in the making of these buildings. One such location is Jomon tunnel, located on the Sekihoku Main Line. In 1968, in the aftermath of an earthquake (or possibly due to pissed off ghosts) a number of skeletons were discovered sealed into the walls of the tunnel, standing upright. But then, maybe Japan just gets really uptight if you abuse your smoke breaks one time too many.
Seeing as many of these structures stand today, perhaps modern workers should take note: Just how dedicated are you to your job?  

Sorry for his lack of ability to normally converse with people, but this is just a sample post

We welcome you all to "Secrets In Darkness",where shadows come to play nightmares,and what lies beyond is just a matter of unchaining curiosity.Horns up fellas,and enjoy the stay.

END TOPIC

Me and a friend are planning to open another blog, co-blogged, called the backbenchers.
Also, Metal is pretty awesome and you should listen to this-

                                                                                                                             Signing out,
                                                                       Us Daityas show no mercy
                                                                       Just Another Random Guy

Monday, 17 March 2014

Holi! Also, further Nihilist thoughts

Hey guys! How ya doin! Back here in India, we're having a festival called holi, which basically means "Excuse to smear sh!t on someone's face"
We even have a real excuse if someone get's angry
"Bura Na Mano Holi Hai!"

I.E., Please don't mind if I (Accidentally, they say) molest you with colors or grease or some sh!t like that

But it doesn't hurt to have a blast, does it? :3

We had started preparations from a day before, on Chotti Holi, Filling up at least 30-something balloons

And today, we filled up a lot more. Boom Baby!

Holi got a lot of colours, and the pink isn't leaving my hand. So there. 
But the most epic moment was when I just charged and stamped on all the 50 balloons a kid had got. Now that's called demolition. :P

Also, here are the nihilist thoughts
I feel like dying,
And to save me, don't be applying
I feel I got a psychic ping
Inside my head something goes RING-DING!
And please, don't use Bing
And nobody except for me may this song may sing
Every night I look at the moon
And it looks back, as if it given me a boon
Well it's too soon
:To say anything bout this goon
Deceptive shade
Have some marmalade
It ain't a damn parade
But by Jove! It made
In China. Go to Adelaide
When I did, it said
WE PUT UP A BARRICADE
SO long, and thanks for all the fish
Get away, before I serve ya a dish
Hush boy! Now be silent!
Sit straight! Now hear me vent
Before I make a dent
In your already strangled ego
Boy, please do go
Now before I die
I'd like to confess that
The end is nigh
So cry me a river yeah
you can do it everyday
While I'm dockin' in Hudson Bay
With ma' pal Crazy Jay
So they say:
"What doesn't kill you, makes ya stronger."
But I say- "What does kill ya, makes ya INVINCIBLE"
(Title- Deceptive Shades A.K.A. Random Sh!t)

(Note- Contains explicit language)
#1
All of you may die
And I won't give a f***
You don't deserve a pie
Or any bit of luck
I don't care whatever happens
Any la:derlappen
You gonna die fap*in'
Or while you nappin'
I be sappin'
OUT YOUR LIFE
I seriously don't care
I'm your worst nightmare
You never gonna stare
In my f***ing eyes
This lil' life's
Hanging on dice
You just a lil' mice
Don't try to be nice
(added by yash) - BITCH!
#2
LET THE WORLD BURN
LET THE FIRE SPREAD
LET THE CHAOS CHURN
LET IT GET INSIDE YOUR HEAD
Nothing really matters at all
It don't : You either rise or fall
Been practitioning the arts since you been playing with ball
And ain't never gonna listen to your STUPID CALL
My mind's messed up
My head's f***ed up
And nobody said sup
Since the 90's been up
All of you hypocrites
You lil' piece of shits
Takin lil' bits
Offa your head- Like you nits
#3 (Nonsense / S0mething wierd- titled 'deceptive shades' )
I feel like dying,
And to save me, don't be applying
I feel I got a psychic ping
Inside my head something goes RING-DING!
And please, don't use Bing
And nobody except for me may this song may sing
Every night I look at the moon
And it looks back, as if it given me a boon
Well it's too soon
:To say anything bout this goon
Deceptive shade
Have some marmalade
It ain't a damn parade
But by Jove! It mad
In China. Go to Adelaide
When I did, it said
WE PUT UP A BARRICADE
SO long, and thanks for all the fish
Get away, before I serve ya a dish
Hush boy! Now be silent!
Sit straight! Now hear me vent
Before I make a dent
In your already strangled ego
Boy, please do go
Well, I don't care bout you critics. SO go ahead- 
Also, me and the bois made a video!
(On locomotion of birds) 
#EDIT= Video doesn't upload, so check it out on G+

Signing out, FUS RO DAH!
Just Another Random Guy